#storytime with lucy

[gilettefusion5]

Watching dead boy detectives and BOY these dandelions are killing me

[gilettefusion5]

This is how my friend asks me about my movement disorder

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

[majesticqueen91]

Lucy relaxing by the pools while Dean cooks lunch on the barbie, until....

Can someone tell me why the belly looks weird relaxing on the pool chairs?

Time to shine Lucy! IT'S GO TIME!

[gilettefusion5]

My new favorite thing is referring to all in-game currency as dollars, no matter what game. This is closely followed by describing all crowns, helmets, and headwear as hats. I kill a lot of enemies with weird hats and sometimes they have $7 and a biscuit in their pockets.

[eggwhiteswithspinach]

I’m afraid of needles, but damn, this was not the most frightening part of the day Perhaps there’s something to criticize about me not having been able to hold space for his ideas, being different from mine. Perhaps there’s something to criticize about me for jumping to conclusions about safety, when he could be a "nice guy". But I could not leave. I could not even stop the conversation. I could not even redirect it to something entirely different, like the weather, or donuts, or something.

[gilettefusion5]

Hmmm ok

Oh dear

What do you do when a printer doesn't work

I seek the wisdom of Marcus Aurelius.

[grouchydairy]

Abort, abort mission! Unclap² immediately!

#Medium

[ramyeonpng]

I was reading an article that had a fantastic introduction that seemed to signal that things were going in one direction. I clapped early, already enjoying their writing style and points. This was a mistake.

#MediumWriters

[spicedddrum]

me posting up in the corner with one ear towards the CR fandom so i can listen for all the m9 hints despite not engaging in almost any CR content in a year

[gilettefusion5]

This happened to me once when I worked in a coffee roastery. One of the other guys who worked there had some developmental disabilities and thus some interpersonal quirks, and one of his favorite things to do was ask people questions. At one point he came up to me and asked whether I preferred Dick’s or Red Mill (both super cheap burger places). I told him that I like both but I preferred Dick’s. Later that day I saw him go up to my boss and go “hey Charlie did you know Jeanette HATES Red Mill????”

[ramyeongif]

What a TIME to BE ALIVE: the summary of this morning as light streamed in through the windows, and I could see colours in all its vibrancy again no longer whimpering, sad to have been distanced from my favourite relationship: food.

#quotes

[outragedtortilla]

It’s post-apocalypse and aliens have infiltrated earth. They’re nice.

Lucy Dan ([IG, Medium, TWT]: @ramyeonjpg)

[chloeworships]

I don’t know why y’all send demons to me when you know I can talk to and rebuke them lol 😂 Y’all really are dunce.

The demons obeyed Jesus why would you think they wouldn’t obey me since he granted his disciples the ability to exorcise them?

SMH

If I were you, I’d be worried about what’s coming next.

F in the class of stupids… shameful.

[gilettefusion5]

When I was a senior in high school, in order to graduate we had to write a 25 page thesis on what we believed the Good Life to be. We then had to defend it in front of our whole class and all our teachers. There were always a handful of people who’d write about sacrifice which led to my favorite audience question: “You said the greatest sacrifice is the sacrifice of one’s life for another. How can you live the Good Life if you’re dead?” No one ever had a good answer for that.

i think it's great when someone tries to pull off a tragic self-sacrifice in a story and there's at least one guy who's just like "no this is fucking stupid actually. you're an idiot." about it. because it kind of is. i love a good tragedy but let's be honest with ourselves if a friend tried to indulge a noble sacrifice fantasy would you not be a little annoyed. like come on man.

[spooky-month-archive]

Various references and Easter eggs in Spooky Month 5: Tender Treats

The photo of Bob where he has his thumbs up is meant to reference the real-life cannibal Ed Gein. Behind Bob is the corpse of his victim hanging upside down with a badly made cut.

Captain and Shotgun Man from Sr Pelo's 'Every StoryTime Animation' video.

Flashback scene with the old Spooky Month style

Sr Pelo's old YouTube username (123pendejos), Latino American joke (common in SM) about smelling like obo, and another Latino joke, if you read it you are cursed.

The book from episode 3 based on the song El Gran Varon/The Great Man by Willie Colón.

Skid and Pump JoJo posing (with Skid doing DIO's 'Wryyy' pose and Pump doing Jonathan Joestar's pose)

Skid and Pump doing the walk cycle from 'Every Fuckin' FPS Game' video.

Plants vs. Zombies reference

Día de Muertos/Day of the Dead themed Candy Club, with Pelo cookies and Among Us stickers.

Right: A lollipop of Sr Pelo's character Verwirrung, AntonM's character Lucy, Invincible Candy from Kirby, a reference to a character from the ENA: Dream BBQ game trailer, a skull from Zombicool on the Spooky Month team and Katz and Uno from Monster Lab by MeatCanyon.

Left: 2 of Sr Pelo's candy characters, Salad Fingers, strawberry candy, a reference to the scene in Beetlejuice (1988) where he gives a fly a candy and Top Hat from Villainous.

The Panvaso is a joke from a Mexican TV comedy called 'La Familia P. Luche'

[erika111111]

Okay, storytime...

I watched the Fallout TV show back when it came out. And I... had very mixed feelings about a lot of things. I've never played the games, mind you, so I went in basically blind. My main takeaway was one of my new favorite OTPs, Lucy x Maximus (VaultKnight). And I think I'm in the minority here, as most people ship Lucy with Cooper or just straight-up hate VaultKnight, but Lucy and Maximus really did something to my heart.

When Lucy smiles up at the brave knight soaring through the air, thinking he defeated the enemy, when in reality he just got thrown across the sky in defeat, I thought it was so cute and funny and immediately started "shipping" them. I just thought each of the main characters would have their own path and rarely ever interact with each other, so expecting Lucy and Maximus to actually have a romance was just a silly thought in the back of my head. But then it actually happened! (And this is far from the first time me shipping some random seemingly impossible ship actually came true; I guess I'm lucky in at least this regard.)

I do agree with the main criticism of the ship, that's it's totally rushed. It basically starts halfway through an already extremely short season. But something being rushed doesn't necessarily make it bad. The criticism that it's forced and they have no chemistry is total bull to me, though. They're literally so cute together and seem truly in love. And it makes sense, Lucy was quite literally raised to have a relationship right out of the gate.

Also, me being in an interracial relationship myself, I loveeee to see it portrayed in media. And I love that Lucy is a little perverted! Again, she was kind of raised up that way and she doesn't really view it as being "dirty" or anything, but to the viewers, it catches us off guard how casually she is about everything. And I loved that Maximus was more timid and uncomfortable with the topic at first. It's usually the other way around in media, so it's nice to see a shy guy and a flirty gal for a change.

I have mixed feelings about the show in general, but my favorite part was absolutely VaultKnight. I wanna come back for season two solely to see how their relationship progresses. I hope they wind up endgame, but I do have bad luck when it comes to the ships I'm passionate about always falling through in the end. But here's hoping. I love them!